Array ( [error_key] => http.status.forbidden [error_message] => User account has expired. )
Free Shipping on all U.S. orders over $50

High Fashion Collard Greens for Sale

By November 4, 2016life + style



In the words of Luke Cage, Sweet Christmas!

The last time I checked, which was yesterday when I was in Ralphs on a shopping excursion to make a soul food vegan meal, greens were only about 99 cents a lb. Not $66 to feed 8-10 people, cue Neiman Marcus.
So if you haven’t heard, not only can you buy a CHANEL bag and Gucci flip flops you can now purchase what Neiman Marcus calls “collard greens seasoned with just the right amount of seasonings and bacon”.
First off Neiman Marcus, what exactly is the right amount of seasonings and bacon? Who gave you this idea? Seriously, who told Neiman Marcus it was cool to start selling collard greens?
What’s next, Chitterlings with just the right amount of hot sauce? By the way who exactly is going to be purchasing these over priced perfectly seasoned Neiman Marcus greens?
Who Sway and how? Sadly, I don’t think Sway even has the answers. I’m not sure how well these greens are going to be selling over the holidays but my guess is they won’t be selling out like Patties Sweet Potato Pies. I’m just saying. Everything isn’t for everybody but who knows maybe, just maybe, they are actually good.
Would you buy them?
Ashley Renee is a licensed esthetician, makeup artist, natural hair enthusiast, writer and poet from Chicago, residing in Los Angeles! Follow her on instagram @ashleyreneepoet, twitter and personal blog why I Waited